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'Lazy people could lose use of legs due to overuse of mobility scooters'

'Lazy people could lose use of legs due to overuse of mobility scooters'

13 December 2022

Mobility scooters are being overused in Britain to the extent people's health is at risk, says the Secret Thinker.

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'Nando's vouchers for good attendance? What a terrible idea'

'Nando's vouchers for good attendance? What a terrible idea'

13 December 2022

In the age of Covid and Strep A, attendance awards are one of the worst school policies, writes columnist Lauren Abbott.

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'Farage's comeback threat will scare Tories – he's right about one thing'

'Farage's comeback threat will scare Tories – he's right about one thing'

12 December 2022

Nigel Farage's threatened comeback will scare the Tories but he's right about Brexit, writes political editor Paul Francis.

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'Perfections are dull - imperfections make women beautiful'

'Perfections are dull - imperfections make women beautiful'

12 December 2022

Columnist Melissa Todd takes part in a photo shoot.

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'All my friends' partners are idiots – what do they see in them?'

'All my friends' partners are idiots – what do they see in them?'

09 December 2022

Our columnist confesses she's at a loss as to how some women can put up with their partners.

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The pub where you get a personalised bar stool (after 12 years of boozing)

The pub where you get a personalised bar stool (after 12 years of boozing)

09 December 2022

Secret Drinker mixes with the regulars at a budget food boozer where a pint and Cowboy Burger cost under a tenner

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'How long is too long to wait for your online order?'

'How long is too long to wait for your online order?'

08 December 2022

Columnist Chris Britcher takes a look back through the years at the world before next-day delivery.

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'Albanians coming over could be working'

'Albanians coming over could be working'

08 December 2022

Our readers give their takes on asylum seekers, Ulez and the climate change activists.

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'Nurses are not shock troops of Communist revolution'

'Nurses are not shock troops of Communist revolution'

08 December 2022

Nurses are not the shock troops of the socialist revolution and media scare stories can only go so far, writes columnist Rhys Griffiths.

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'Call Kent's judges many things – just not soft'

'Call Kent's judges many things – just not soft'

07 December 2022

You can call judges many things, writes court reporter Sean Axtell, just not soft.

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'I either looked pretty cool or a complete dipstick'

'I either looked pretty cool or a complete dipstick'

07 December 2022

Columnist John Nurden has been out of sorts this week, doing his finest Blues Brothers impression after misplacing his glasses.

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'As homes targets axed I respond to readers who think Kent is full'

'As homes targets axed I respond to readers who think Kent is full'

06 December 2022

Despite wailing about Kent being full the county actually needs more houses, wrote Rhys Griffiths, now, as targets are axed, he responds to readers.

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'Christmas Eve boxes should be banned – what a waste of money!'

'Christmas Eve boxes should be banned – what a waste of money!'

06 December 2022

Columnist Lauren Abbott says Christmas Eve boxes are just another way of making parents spend money and are unnecessary.

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'Sight of two women peeing in street was a first'

'Sight of two women peeing in street was a first'

06 December 2022

The sight of two women holding an unconventional and very public race was a first for Secret Thinker, but he reckons it raises an important point.

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'Tory grammar policy is clear as mud – but signs of unease are there'

'Tory grammar policy is clear as mud – but signs of unease are there'

05 December 2022

Government policy on grammars is not clear, but there are signs of unease with the effectiveness of the system, writes political editor Paul Francis.

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'Loneliness could kill but chat with me won't help'

'Loneliness could kill but chat with me won't help'

05 December 2022

Columnist Melissa Todd has a conundrum, lonely people keep trying to talk to her and it's the last thing she wants.

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'Just like Communism most know Brexit has failed'

'Just like Communism most know Brexit has failed'

01 December 2022

Our readers give their takes on Brexit, Just Stop Oil and the World Cup.

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'Bonkers bosses' Bounty bar boycott is sweetist'

'Bonkers bosses' Bounty bar boycott is sweetist'

28 November 2022

It's the biggest dilemma of a year not short of them, who gets the last Bounty, but bonkers bosses' cynical ploy is not lost on columnist John Nurden.

'Silly immigration policy makes no sense'

'Silly immigration policy makes no sense'

28 November 2022

Suella Braverman's fatuous policy targets foreign students while Nigel Farage will struggle to stay away from Kent, writes Paul Francis.

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'Kent is nowhere near full up – we need more homes!'

'Kent is nowhere near full up – we need more homes!'

28 November 2022

For all the wailing about Kent being full up the county actually needs more houses, writes columnist Rhys Griffiths.

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